Random Recipes
Curried Pterodactyl with Fried Bananas
Ingredients —
1 pterodactyl
5 pounds curry
30 bananas
You will need —
1 turkey baster
1 blow torch
5 fuel tanks for blow torch
1 mallet
1 back up mallet (if you are a messy cook like me)
1 hacksaw
Directions —
Bam! Burn! Bite!
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