MERMAID POSE, 1951
When wearing a skirt, young ladies may utilize the Mermaid Pose to ensure their panties are not shown.
No one should see your private parts; only your mother and the doctor can examine your vagina when it is causing you distress.
Maxi-pads are cumbersome and unreliable, but your vagina is tight and timid: tampons come later.
Heating pads and old panties are good to keep around; there is medication for the hysteria, but it must be prescribed by the doctor.
No need to worry over miscarriage and heavy bleeding: the uterus may not know what to do the first time or two and it is best a baby die on the inside instead of the outside.
Protect and care for yourself as best you can: examine vaginal odor and discharge at each trip to the toilet.
Cradle the vulva with the curve of your palm only at night as no one is to ever know you have a vagina.
ETHICALLY SOURCED PORN
I prop my phone
on the toilet lid
Squat down and
put my knees
In his tacky yellow
caught in the grout
IT’S JUST THE OVARIES
Head split open
Temple to chin
Pockets of muscle
Morsels of fat
irrigate, medicate, dictate
But did you strike him first?
DILATION AND CURETTAGE
You really
get the hang of
identifying
cervical fluid
After the second
miscarriage
POLITICAL PARTY
It’s a great place
to live
Until they realize
you are worried about
the collapse of
Roe v. Wade
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